you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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