its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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