just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just googled if crying burns calories
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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