just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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