my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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