My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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