Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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