Whod you bang
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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