I think I am morally bankrupt
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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