its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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