A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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