I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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