do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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