You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
we should paint friendship bongs
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