Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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