Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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