"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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