no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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