If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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