some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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