The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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