i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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