bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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