i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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