What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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