do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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