i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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