did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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