My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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