just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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