dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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