Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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