i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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