normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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