3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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