she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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