summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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