Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.