Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!