Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Damn victory sex feels great
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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