so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he was CRYING into my vagina
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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