how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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