It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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