I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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