That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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