The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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