I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You are the jesus of drinking
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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