Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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