dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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