Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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