ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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