Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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