I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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