Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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