She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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