No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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