I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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