I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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