Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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