I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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