Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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