we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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